I DID IT! I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT!

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I FINALLY BEAT DR. KAHL! WOOOOOOO!!!!! Allow me to regail you with the fruits of my ultimate victory:

After so many fucking battles I finally got my wits together and mustered up a strategy to take down the purple-haired freak and his Iron Giant. I aimed to take out the head first, once he fires that fakeout laser I SWERVED into mini-mode and fired at his dick-hatch and them little planes! Repeated that until both went kerplunk and then aimed for the heart! Through some stealthy maneuvers I managed to blow his lid off! But then it gets harder...

I managed to take out the head just nearly by the skin of my ass not sustaining damage but then: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got them DAMN CHAOS EMERALD BLASTS up mah ass! I got hit really fucking bad really quick! But I didn't let up my firing and remembered to blast him with the mini-bomb supers as I went along. I was barely able to hit him enough whilst barely alive!

I thought I was a dead man... technically by all rights I should be with how the victory went down... my fight with Dr. Kahl ended in a draw. I took him down at the VERY LAST MOMENT RIGHT AS THE METAL BLOCKADE HIT ME! I doubt even The Devil himself could give me a more satisfying battle! But now... with only 2 stages to go I think I can actually beat this game!
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