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Animated Atrocities: Foster's Goes to Europe

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Show: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Episode: S3 E6
Year: 2005

Writer(s): Ed Baker (Storyboard), Tim McKeon
Director(s): Robert Cullen (Animation), Craig McCracken (Art), Chris Savino (Animation)


Wow, this episode might even be more hated than "Everyone Knows It's Bendy"; hell, it's just as awful as "I Only Have Surprise for You"! Both episodes are Mac torture porns; however, I hate this episode even more because of the wasted potential. Can you imagine how hilarious it would be for the Foster's gang to go to Europe? They would've had to do a TV movie for it! But no, instead the entire episode is about everybody in Foster's fucking jerking off and dicking around when Mac keeps telling them to get their shit together and get to the airport! 


Also, Bloo is such a douchebag here: he can't even decide whether he wants to go or not! He's doing all of this just to fuck with Mac for his amusement! Every single character, except for Mac, acts like a big stupid baby taking their sweet time to get ready when they've got to get on that plane NOW! Mr. Herriman is flanderized to the point where he makes the SpongeBob from "Party Pooper Pants" blush with his ridiculous notion to schedule every moment of fun they'll have in Europe down to the last moment, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT TIMEZONES! This TIMEZONES conversion takes up even more time! It makes absolutely no sense that Coco would be afraid of flying (which even gets a lampshade), and Mac unknowingly just makes it worse by mentioning they'd have a better chance of getting in an accident on the bus, which is the only thing I can justify in the episode.


Literally, everybody in the episode is an absolute douchebag to Mac in this episode, from Bloo being a manipulative douchebag with his ticket, to Eduardo being a fucking baby about which stuffed animal to bring, Herriman constant updating the schedule and Madame Foster pretending to be kind and sweet to manipulate others. I repeat, they're on a TIMED SCHEDULE to get to the airport and get the fuck to Europe! EVERYBODY is a total asshole to Mac here and they're in a goddamn hurry, even WILT! But that's not even the worst part of the episode; that would go to our character of the day:


The worst part of the episode besides the ending (which I'll get to) is EuroTrish. This abomination is the culmination of every single European stereotype (besides Nazis and communists) that has ever existed! I can't tell what the fuck her accent is supposed to be at all! She is by far the worst character Grey Delisle has ever played in her career! I can't even understand a word this bitch is saying half the time her voice is so high and accent thick! And she speaks fluent English! They never specify what part of Europe she was even created in, she just says she was made in "the old country"; you know when Boris and Minka from Rugrats mentioned they're from the old country, it's very easy to tell they're most likely Russian by their accents and various other tidbits. EuroTrish doesn't give me any clues as to her origins other than being the worst stereotype ever. And this bitch cannot sing worth a fuck at all! I repeat: Grey Delisle is a PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTRESS AND SINGER! Surely you can do better than this! 


But the worst one of them all has to be Madame Foster, you know? The sweet cool old lady who founded this fucking foster home! She is such a manipulative WHORE! First she let loose four innocent balloon imaginary friends to float up into the mesosphere to die! At least when Adventure Time did a similar thing to the balloon species in the episode "What is Life?", it was some decent dark humor. In this Foster’s episode, Madame Foster's just an evil bitch! She planned on having a goddamn party with all her rivals while everybody was away! That woman's getting really irresponsible in her old age just like in "Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree". She tries to come off as a screwball Bugs Bunny type character, but she's just a troll. Of course when that plan backfires, she does the ultimate dick move for the ending and STEALS ALL THE TICKETS FOR HER, HER RIVALS AND THAT AWFUL, AWFUL STEREOTYPE IMAGINARY BITCH! And the worst part of all is everybody blames Mac for them not going to Europe! He's the only one who wanted to get his ass in gear and actually go on the trip; everybody else was just being stupid and petty!


And to top off this shit sandwich, there's the end credits gag where it's revealed EuroTrish was sent to America BECAUSE she's a fucking annoyance! By the way, this might be the only episode of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends to air in real time, which is the same amount of time passes for you as it does for the characters. Most real time episodes usually do creative things utilizing this trope such as The Powerpuff Girls episode "Him Diddle Riddle" or the Justice League two-parter "Wild Cards"; most of this Foster’s episode was just lazy mean-spirited filler! I've seen Foster's do some mean things before, but this was the cruelest episode of the whole damn show! NONE of these pricks deserved to go to Europe! I'd rather take Mac’s asshole brother Terrence with me than any of these guys, and use the rest of the tickets to WIPE MY ASS WITH! That'll teach 'em!


Cringe-Inducing Audio: 7
Cringe-Inducing Visuals: 0
Lackluster Writing: 10
Annoyance: 10
Disturbing Content: 0
Unnecessary Cruelty: 6
Rancid Morality: 0
Low Production Values: 0
Unfortunate Implications: 5
Character Derailment: 8

Final Score: 46/100

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Frankie: WHAT?!?!?!?! What do you mean Mac's not coming back to Foster's?!




Mac's mom: I'm saying that Mac told me everything that happened. Even Mac regrets creating Bloo in the first place.




Bloo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?